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  • irrirergo: way that they’re comfortable to carry and might free of charge women’s hands. And till date, the style home lives...
  • Mew: I thought this was hysterical…
  • valis77: No! You guys need to shut up and let him do whatever he wants to do. I better not see you guys harrassing him. Just because he...
  • Indix: Nice go, Haber. Here’s to hoping you’ll have swell jokes to use that pause function on again.
  • pockeyandhentai: > girl allegedly said I was kinda cute > ran out of mall to go home crying > ‘worst gas pain ever’...
  • IIDCMNOMTIWBB: sounds erotic
  • Leanna Herb: what most people don’t realize is that vibrators have medical, commercial, and personal uses… you should see the...
  • pockeyandhentai: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HABERMANNN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Crimson Junctioner: How wonderful. I’m part British and part Irish too, so this video truly does inspire confidence. Now where did...
  • Doc M: Habermann, i am not pretending to be sorry – i really am sorry, i am sorry for trolling and for foolishly white knighting...

Site Status Update

We are currently in the process of moving to our new server. As such, a lot of shit is displaying as broken [or not displaying at all]. We’re figuring this out as we go along: We’ll get everything back to the way it was eventually.  The back-up we are running on is nearly a month old (Relative to the day before we went offline). As such, many comments / posts will most likely be missing; not only from our WordPress pages, but from the forum as well.

For an explanation of why the site went down, as well as updates on the restoration, please consult this thread.

For those of you who may have registered your forums account before the 10th of July – the date our most recent back-up was created – you will need to re-register your accounts. For those of you who have never registered an account on the METOKUR Forums, you should get on that shit already.

Posted by Habermann on 07/09/2011 (0 Comments)

Can't Die Dead Enough

THANK YOU, MELOCK16!

It seems as if we’ve been slapped by another channel suspension. And honestly, it might be a good time to take a bit of a break from commentaries. We’ll work on getting all our videos backed up on our Viddler channel again, and fixing their embeddings here on the site, but don’t expect any new commentaries (Or any news of a new channel at all) for maybe as much as another few months.

Posted by Habermann on 31/01/2010 (0 Comments)

Frozen Again.

Youtube decided to go ahead and take down our Valis77 video, which brought to light the fact that he’s a registered sex offender and pedophile. It was clearly the result of false-flagging, and Youtube not fucking caring to take a look at a video before they disable. Since this is the second strike on our record in 6 months, the channel is frozen for two weeks, which means no new commentaries for a while (“A while” being two long fucking weeks). This time, however, I decided I wasn’t letting Youtube fuck me up the ass without telling them my side of the fucking story. I used their buggy “Contacting support” system to send out this message, which I hoped to fucking hell they’d actually read.

In the video in question, I revealed that popular Youtube user Valis77 (Promise Redmond) was listed on the sex offender registry, for solicitation of a minor for a sexual act. Really, he shouldn’t be on Youtube [or any public social networking site] in the first place, as it allows him potential access to children / future victims. So, I brought it up, and almost immediately after my posting the video, he had told all his peers and his 3,500 subscribers to flag. Or, rather, to false flag it, as there was no actual “inappropriate content” to speak of. It’s not as if I showed pictures of him having sex, or something else horrible and disturbing of that nature: All I did was speak the truth, and read the facts off of his entry on the sex offender registry. It would be in your best interest to bring my video back online, as it’s original intent was to let his subscribers know that he is, in fact, a pedophile, and that they should not be so quick to come to his aid whenever he calls upon them to false-flag someone on Youtube he doesn’t like. He has a history of using his personal army to have videos removed and accounts banned on false terms, and the fact that I brought his criminal record into question only meant that he told his fans to do it twice as quickly.

If they actually reviewed the video, and saw that the flagging was, indeed, false, and brought the video in question  back online, it would have served as a great “fuck you” to Valis and his fans, and net us false-flag immunity in the future. I thought there might actually be a good chance we would be brought back online, as Youtube now knows they are harboring a registered sex offender. Instead, I get this generic rejection letter, and they send me on my way.

Hi FilmsForFustilarians,

Thanks for your email. The video you posted was in violation of YouTube’s Community Guidelines as reported by users and verified by the YouTube Team.

YouTube staff review flagged videos 24 hours a day, seven days a week to determine whether they violate our Community Guidelines. When a video or
account is brought to our attention we investigate and take action if necessary.

We are unable to provide specific detail regarding your account suspension or your video’s removal. For more information on our what we consider
inappropriate content or conduct while using YouTube, please visit our Community Guidelines and Tips at http://www.youtube.com/t/community_guidelines and our Help Center article at http://help.youtube.com/support/youtube/bin/answer.py?answer=92486.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, I received this e-mail a few minutes later, about something completely fucking unrelated. So much for fucking fair use: If you go after the SIIA, they have no qualms about breaking the fucking law to take your shit down. Nevermind the fact they fucking allow free download of the song on iTunes, and so even if I reposted the original video without commentary, it would still be completely and entirely legal. Fuck these assholes and their direct line to Youtube administration, and fuck their blatant disregard for the law.

Dear Member:

This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Software & Information Industry Association claiming that this material is infringing:

AntiSoftwarePirates’ “Don’t Copy That 2 (Official Sequel to Don’t Copy That Floppy)”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7IyUAKr-8

Please Note: Repeat incidents of copyright infringement will result in the deletion of your account and all videos uploaded to that account. In order to prevent this from happening, please delete any videos to which you do not own the rights, and refrain from uploading additional videos that infringe on the copyrights of others. For more information about YouTube’s copyright policy, please read the Copyright Tips guide.

If you elect to send us a counter notice, please go to our Help Center to access the instructions.

Please note that under Section 512(f) of the Copyright Act, any person who knowingly materially misrepresents that material or activity was removed or disabled by mistake or misidentification may be subject to liability.

LOL BULLSHIT

Posted by Habermann on 29/09/2009 (4 Comments)

A Year in Reviews, Reviewed (2008 to 2009)

A look back at the damage we’ve done.

Posted by Habermann on 16/08/2009 (0 Comments)

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