“Project Commentator Control” has returned once again, to further alienate ourselves from the rest of the commentary community! Today, we look at a channel run by weeaboos, which serves to half-heartedly mock weeaboos, in order to amuse other weeaboos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AbridgedReactionTeam

For more information on the ART, please consult their thread on the METOKUR Forums http://metokur.org/forum/index.php/topic,2568.0.html

Cut-away commentary, as popularized by the likes of Boomstick545, is a fucking cop-out method of commenting on videos, which also serves to reflect the inexperience of the commentator as an editor. I assume these commentaries are produced in this fashion out of necessity, rather than stylistic purpose. Cut-aways have been known to double, and even to triple the length of a video. It’s completely needless, when it only takes a minimal degree of audio editing skill to overlay a commentary over the original audio of a video, and a tad bit more skill to auto-duck the damn thing.

Some argue that these cut-aways allow the commentator to speak freely without having to worry about missing a joke or note-worthy as the original video continues to play. But honestly; if you need two whole, uninterrupted minutes to “speak your mind” on a single line, it’s dwelling damn far too long. No comment, regardless of how hilarious or ridiculous it may be, should ever warrant the stopping of an entire video to “make a point”. Commentaries aren’t about proving people wrong and debating issues: It’s about cracking jokes and pissing people off.

Oh, and the pictures that cut-awayers cut away to are fucking stupid. Why the fuck do we have to see Pikachu’s smug fucking mug every ten seconds, for thirty seconds at a time? You don’t need to show your face or some shit: Just don’t show us a goddamn cartoon animal.

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