What’s this? A Sonic fanimation that sucks? Surely, you jest! Featuring animation by the subject of a recent deviantART Coalition for Quality Control article.

Commentary by Habermann and pawnstick

You can view the original video here, which has 1.4 million views

Today’s video sets out to show that doesn’t take an entire studio to produce an animated series: It only takes a studio to produce a PROFESSIONAL animated series! As it turns out, anyone with copies of MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker can dick around and produce something totally unwatchable all on their own.

Commentary by Habermann

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB8fto28TkE

Here’s a bonus commentary for you guys this weekend: A commentary over a crappy flash cartoon made for Something Awful’s “Let’s Play with Newgrounds!” thread. Expect a few more of these in the future, including a few commentaries over a few crappy flash games as well.

Commentary by Habermann and innerlogic

Shed a tear for the original animation, and for all those who have passed since it passed the Newgrounds Portal.

“Can’t hold on much longer – But I will never let go
I know it’s a one way track – Tell me now how long this’ll last
I’m not gonna think this way – Nor will I count on others
Close my eyes and feel it burn – Now I see what I’ve gotta do

OPEN YOUR MOUTH, IT’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT”

Guest commentary by jordanhass and djmTp

We can’t seriously recommend watching the original video. We wouldn’t show this shit to our worst enemies.