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  • irrirergo: way that they’re comfortable to carry and might free of charge women’s hands. And till date, the style home lives...
  • Mew: I thought this was hysterical…
  • valis77: No! You guys need to shut up and let him do whatever he wants to do. I better not see you guys harrassing him. Just because he...
  • Indix: Nice go, Haber. Here’s to hoping you’ll have swell jokes to use that pause function on again.
  • pockeyandhentai: > girl allegedly said I was kinda cute > ran out of mall to go home crying > ‘worst gas pain ever’...
  • IIDCMNOMTIWBB: sounds erotic
  • Leanna Herb: what most people don’t realize is that vibrators have medical, commercial, and personal uses… you should see the...
  • pockeyandhentai: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HABERMANNN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Crimson Junctioner: How wonderful. I’m part British and part Irish too, so this video truly does inspire confidence. Now where did...
  • Doc M: Habermann, i am not pretending to be sorry – i really am sorry, i am sorry for trolling and for foolishly white knighting...

superbabsy123′s “♥ GET READY TO A DATE ♥”

^ v ^ When a foxy has a date, you must preen a little. as take a good hot shower, brushing my hair and use the correct makeup to complete the magic of love, because love and imagination can change the world. i Dedicated this video to all my sweet friends and fans… because your are my inspiration.
NOTE: there will be more and more videos very soon

“Driven by loneliness, a fox fursuitter tried to get laid but was unable to, although she tried with all her strength. As she went away, the fursuitter remarked, ‘Oh, you aren’t even furries! I don’t need to be fucked any good-looking, self-respecting men.’ People who speak disparagingly of things that they cannot attain would do well to apply this story to themselves.” ~ Aesop, ‘The Fox and the Rape’

Commentary by Habermann

Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1usA2pII_E

Posted by Habermann on 24/01/2011 (3 Comments)

DildoLover’s “My Dildo Gut Ripper”

Apparently, people took offense to us making fun of furry faggots in the first three After Dark episodes. So, in the interest of fairness, here is a commentary over a video of a man sticking a 4-foot tall [non-dragon] dildo up his ass. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Commentary by Habermann

Original Video: http://www.tube8.com/gay/my-dildo-gut-ripper/226337/

Posted by Dihydrocodeine on 27/10/2010 (3 Comments)

Quiet269′s “Bad Dragon’s Blow Job – A MSD Production”

You need Flash to view this video of a guy putting a dragon dildo in his mouth.

We decided to do something completely different for this particular After Dark video, and by ‘completely different’ I mean we did a video that didn’t involve Runa. I’m sorry for all of our avid Runa fans, but it was time to move on to something we found even more repulsive than the last video.

This video features some hard core dragon blowjob action, which the viewers of this site get off to, but not exactly the man putting a giant plastic dildo in his mouth repeatedly. Although, since this video is an “MSD Production,” I’m sure that Quiet269 performed all of this just so that the average person at ToyPics.net could better advance their masturbatory fantasies involving plastic dragon cocks.

Commentary by pawnstick and GamesGoodMeBad

Edit: For some reason the video isn’t loading properly in the player. Well, it will load but you have to do some stupid thing I won’t try and describe, figure it out on yourself. If you really want to watch this video, you can download it by right clicking on this link and choosing “Save Link As” or whatever your awful browser says. You can also “subscribe” to the After Dark “podcast” by going into iTunes, clicking “Advanced,” then “Subscribe to Podcast” and entering this in the textbox:

http://video.metokur.org/itunes_playlist.rss

You’ll begin to start downloading our backlog of videos, whilst choking our web server to death, but at least you won’t need to buffer anything!

Posted by Dihydrocodeine on 11/07/2010 (0 Comments)

Runa’s "Fisting Fun (With Spreading)"

For our second After Dark commentary, we decided to do another Runa video. There isn’t much to say to say about it that you shouldn’t already be able to gather from the title.

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Commentary by pawnstick and GamesGoodMeBad
Posted by Dihydrocodeine on 14/05/2010 (1 Comment)

Runa’s "Runa, Meet Runa!"

This is pawnstick, METOKUR’s resident webmistress, here to announce Films for the Fustilarian’s new “After Dark” column. After Dark contains videos so unsuitable for a workplace environment, that we can only host the videos ourselves, instead of relying on other hosting services such YouTube or bliptv. Today’s video stars a man sticking an dragon dildo an entire foot up his ass. I know you’re absolutely anxious to watch the video having read that, so without further adieu, I present to you the video:

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Commentary by pawnstick and GamesGoodMeBad
Posted by Dihydrocodeine on 09/05/2010 (3 Comments)

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