Have you ever tried being stealthy in flip-flops? It’s fucking impossible. I guess it’s lucky for this serial killer that, in his alternate dimension, there is no sound save for a cheesy, tinny, ten second “horror” loop. You could probably go around shooting people without a silencer in the middle of the fucking day, and nobody would be none the wiser. Man: This alternate dimensions kicks ass. Send me through, NASA!

Commentary by Habermann

Remember that this original video scored a 100 in the original submitter’s film class. So, obviously, it is beyond criticism, as it is perfect in every way. This commentary exists only in another alternate dimension, in which the project failed like the bland, boring, uninspired piece of trash it is.

In the not-too-distant future, smoking will be a crime punishable by death. Also, fucking 300 references will still be totally relevant, and airsoft guns will be made lethal legally. Forget Mad Max: This future is fucking terrifying.

Commentary by Habermann

Light up with the original video. Literally, light up with it: Set fire to the fucking thing and use it to light your cigarette.