Here’s a bonus commentary for you guys this weekend: A commentary over a crappy flash cartoon made for Something Awful’s “Let’s Play with Newgrounds!” thread. Expect a few more of these in the future, including a few commentaries over a few crappy flash games as well.

Commentary by Habermann and innerlogic

Shed a tear for the original animation, and for all those who have passed since it passed the Newgrounds Portal.

Apparently, this short film, like many we have commented on in the past, was done “for school”. From what I can gather, the project was supposed to have something to do with cyberbullying, but if you watched this wretched shit without reading the title first, would you know that was the subject matter?

Commentary by Habermann

Schedule your hot date tonight for after you’ve seen this original video. It may save your life.

Have any of you guys ever played Darkest of Days? It’s this first-person shooter where you go back in time to fight in the Civil War and World War I, and bring futuristic weapons back with you. It’s actually a pretty fun little romp through space and time, if not a bit on the short side. This anachronistic video adventure is pretty much like that game, minus the fun and the quality.

Commentary by Habermann and Hbomb

Affix your bayonet, ready your musket, and charge the original video with the fury of a thousand southerners scorned!