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LuigiFan64′s “Let’s Play Faces of Evil [2]“Imagine if I did my commentaries and didn’t include the audio from the original videos, despite the fact that the majority of them are dialogue driven. Now, imagine that, while the video is playing, my mouse is on the screen the entire time, moving around the whole while. Imagine all that, but also pretend that I have trouble even getting the video to play in sequence, and jump from one scene to another while voicing my confusion as to which clip is supposed to play next. That’s pretty much what this LP is like. This original video... Ugh… Ulrichthehedgehog’s “zapper games”Alright, listen up, all you fucking kids out there who are thinking about or have reviewed “retro tat” for the internet: Nobody gives a shit. Contrary to popular belief, nobody fucking cares about what you think about video games that you weren’t around to play when they were originally released. Nobody needs you to explain the game mechanics of games so simple, that even people who haven’t actually played the game before can figure it out. The last thing anybody wants is another autistic twelve year old boy to get in front of his webcam to show off his collection of two dozen NES games, and to record himself playing them poorly on his television. Leave this shit to the professionals. Guest commentary by djmTp and CastlevaniaMoogle The original video will blow you away. Or blow your brains out. Whichever comes first. Sonictails1′s “Team Awesome 2″I’ve been playing as a pyro since the original Team Fortress mod for Quake. Back then, people told me that playing as pyro would never amount to anything, and that the pyro was shit and would always be shit. The pyro was a fucking laughing stock. BUT TAKE A LOOK NOW BITCHES. GUESS WHO’S LAUGHING NOW? THAT’S RIGHT, ME, BECAUSE YOU’RE ON FUCKING FIRE. Guest commentary by jordanhass and CastlevaniaMoogle The original video is sappin’ my browser. TonyDequProductions’ “Der Plan hat nichts gebracht”Any video set to the “sweet sounds” of Mindless Self Indulgence is guaranteed to be complete and utter shit. Half of them are shitty music videos set to shitty clips from Invader Zim, and the other half amount to shit like this. Guest commentary / translation by Dkostuj The original video can’t wait for you to shut it up. |
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