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alexander4488′s "Game Dude: Barbie Review"This miserable, self-obsessed douchebag actually joined the METOKUR Forums, after one of our posters made a thread about how much of a miserable, self-obsessed douchebag this guy was. If you so much as mention this guy on a forum, he will join it and come to his own defense, then advertise his terrible channel. You can read an example of such a thread at this link. Guest commentary by Anduie It’s the shittiest original video you’ve ever heard. It’s the Game Dude playing games for little girls. KevanKorvey’s “Final Scene in Of Mice and Men”Guys like us, that comment on videos, are the loneliest guys in the world. They got no family. They don’t belong no place. With us it ain’t like that. We got a future. We got someplace to post videos to that gives a damn about us. We don’t have to sit in no chatroom blowin’ in our jack jus’ because we got no place else to post. If them other guys gets banned they can rot for all anybody gives a damn. But not us. Guest commentary by djmTp and CastlevaniaMoogle The rabbits we’re gonna get and I, I get to tend ‘em. But only after tending to the original video, first. That part is gonna’ suck. jagoffgamer’s “MORTAL KOMBAT MYTHOLOGIES: SUB-ZERO”My microphone broke near the end of the review. Mike and Moogle managed to finish things up fine on their own, so we didn’t bother re-recording it. This video has been sitting around on my computer with the commentary on top of it for like, three days, but didn’t bother posting it until now. I don’t feel like writing this description, so I’m not going to check it for any typos or errors and I’m posting it without even fucking reading it. This is the quality you have come to expect from Films for the Fustilarian. Guest commentary by djmTp and CastlevaniaMoogle The original video sucks worse than the game, and that’s saying a lot. SvRtime’s “Top 10 Meaningless Video games”mY tOP tEN mEANINGless vIDEO GAmes (beTTER THAN COLTOn’s) 10. super smash bros (WHAT WERE THEY THINKING) Colton’s father went on to say, “Colton? Colton!? COOOOOOOOOOOLTOOOOOOOOOOON!! Oh, you can hear me? Good. Your original video sucks.” melzouzoulas’ “Counter Strike Movie”The “Art House” genre of film meets “cs_crackhouse”, in this splendid combination of Counter-Strike and symbolic social commentary. It is the story of a man at his wit’s end, and a man at the end of the road, as they struggle to end the round having forgotten to purchase “Secondary Ammo” for their deagle. Guest commentary by IceKeyHunter Watch the original video, which blew movie-goers away like an AWP blows off a head. |
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