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  • irrirergo: way that they’re comfortable to carry and might free of charge women’s hands. And till date, the style home lives...
  • Mew: I thought this was hysterical…
  • valis77: No! You guys need to shut up and let him do whatever he wants to do. I better not see you guys harrassing him. Just because he...
  • Indix: Nice go, Haber. Here’s to hoping you’ll have swell jokes to use that pause function on again.
  • pockeyandhentai: > girl allegedly said I was kinda cute > ran out of mall to go home crying > ‘worst gas pain ever’...
  • IIDCMNOMTIWBB: sounds erotic
  • Leanna Herb: what most people don’t realize is that vibrators have medical, commercial, and personal uses… you should see the...
  • pockeyandhentai: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HABERMANNN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Crimson Junctioner: How wonderful. I’m part British and part Irish too, so this video truly does inspire confidence. Now where did...
  • Doc M: Habermann, i am not pretending to be sorry – i really am sorry, i am sorry for trolling and for foolishly white knighting...

DragonFireTeamLive’s "Star wars vs final fantasy live action"

Remember that one Final Fantasy game where there were those pre-teen kids playing with lightsabers on the roof of their house, and then the world exploded? Neither do I.

Guest commentary by jordanhass, longliveoakenfold87, and djmTp

Dodge those dragons and make your way to the original video.

Posted by Habermann on 30/04/2009 (0 Comments)

blondefoxy’s “A day in the life of a Sparkle Dog”

Sometimes, I wonder if it’s worth doing my little commentaries for the internet. Sure, the hate mail is great, and we’ve even convinced several half-assed “filmmakers” to leave Youtube entirely. But sometimes, I still have to wonder if it’s worth fighting for at all. Then, I watch shit like this and am reminded of exactly why my services are necessary.

Guest commentary by jordanhass and DIZZYZAP478

Watch the original video magically appear in your CD player! Luckily, it’s in DVD format, so it won’t actually play.

Posted by Habermann on 27/04/2009 (0 Comments)

surferbrg’s "What Pisses Me Off: Nes Cartridge"

What’s the deal with NES cartridges? I mean, you put them in your NES, and twenty years later, they don’t work as well as they used to? WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?

Guest commentary by jordanhass

Haha, oh boy; am I clever.

I am pissed off by the original video. Yeah, I’m not even trying to be clever anymore.

Posted by Habermann on 25/04/2009 (0 Comments)

FlamesOnFire1212′s "Top Ten Most Annoying Nintendo Characters"

Let’s be clever and tweak the original video description to say silly things:

“FlamesOnFire1212 has a habit of making videos that annoy the crap out of us. So, I run through the top one most annoying FlamesOnFire1212 video of all time. Comments are greatly appreciated! Suffer!”

Haha, oh boy; am I clever.

Be annoyed by the original list.

Posted by Habermann on 21/04/2009 (0 Comments)

Itzhak Volansky’s “My Parachute Won’t Open”

Itzhak conveniently fell past a green screen, while the cameras were rolling, long enough to produce a full song and video. Rest in peace, man.

Guest commentary by illiterate hippie

I’d fall ten thousand feet for the original video. Additionally, to listen to the excellent cover of this song by Dizzy Balloon [used at the end of the video], click this here link.

Posted by Habermann on 17/04/2009 (0 Comments)

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