Children attempting to take the law into their own hands, against dastardly criminals attacking their homes? For some reason, that sounds vaguely familiar. Maybe the name of that movie will come to me as I sit here alone, in my home.

Guest commentary by illiterate hippie

Lock the doors and close the curtains! Check your closet for the original video!

I had a dream once, where I was trying to buy a band t-shirt at ths show. The problem was, they didn’t have the shirt I wanted in size large. So, I asked for another shirt, and they didn’t have that one in large either! Eventually, I just settled for a size “extra large”, and figured I’d just fatten up until I could fit into my new shirt. What does my story have to do with this video? They both suck.

Guest commentary and video recommendation come courtesy of jordanhass

Toss back a bottle of water, and toss it in the general direction of the original video.

The words “EPIC” and “FAIL” meet their logical conclusion, as a grown man who should know better talks to you about vaguely humorous children toys. And of course, by “talks”, I mean that he assaults you with a barrage of annotations, in-video subtitles, spoken word, toy noises, post-production sound effects, all over background music. Only one asshole’s commentary can take it to the next level of annoyance!

FAIL by clicking this EPIC link! EPICALLY FAIL, that is! OMFG.

I could go on about how Kingdom Hearts takes everything cool about classic Disney and takes a giant shit on it by slapping anime crap all over it. I could go on about how the “dedicated fans” are loud, obnoxious, and for the most part, hideous. Or, you could just watch the video, and figure these things out for yourself.

Gel your hair and head on over to the original video.

If I were to write a book on how to get away with murder, I would probably give the advice to not kill cops in broad daylight, in front of dozens of witness-filled houses, and not when there are cops on the scene to see you commit your crime. I would probably put all that shit on the first page.

Steal yourself a copy of the original video, by clicking this link.