What’s this? A Sonic fanimation that sucks? Surely, you jest! Featuring animation by the subject of a recent deviantART Coalition for Quality Control article.

Commentary by Habermann and pawnstick

You can view the original video here, which has 1.4 million views

The classic urban legend, as told by children.

Commentary by Habermann

Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pYZ5M4CO_8

And now for something completely different.

Let me introduce you all to Mr. Beefcake, aka Sylvester Stallone. A typical teenage boy who enjoys the simple things in life like steroids, protein shakes, and soccer. Sadly he suffers from an affliction which makes him incapable of producing videos with audible sound levels. Luckily for him I fixed that.

Commentary by Sir Jimbo

Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxaSuW9nfY4

Who’d have guessed the two greatest sowrd fighters in the world were both pre-teens? I guess all those animes were onto something after all: Shrill-voiced children really are the best fighters.

Commentary by Habermann and Sir Jimbo

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6IuHiSskuA

A man raised by Red Steel on the Nintendo Wii must venture into a vague forest, to defeat his trenchcoat-clad nemesis and make out with his tied-up girlfriend. Can the imaginary training of four years be put to use?

Commentary by Habermann and Sir Jimbo

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27wUMDibRk

We decided to do something completely different for this particular After Dark video, and by ‘completely different’ I mean we did a video that didn’t involve Runa. I’m sorry for all of our avid Runa fans, but it was time to move on to something we found even more repulsive than the last video.

This video features some hard core dragon blowjob action, which the viewers of this site get off to, but not exactly the man putting a giant plastic dildo in his mouth repeatedly. Although, since this video is an “MSD Production,” I’m sure that Quiet269 performed all of this just so that the average person at ToyPics.net could better advance their masturbatory fantasies involving plastic dragon cocks.

Edit: For some reason the video isn’t loading properly in the player. Well, it will load but you have to do some stupid thing I won’t try and describe, figure it out on yourself. If you really want to watch this video, you can download it by right clicking on this link and choosing “Save Link As” or whatever your awful browser says. You can also “subscribe” to the After Dark “podcast” by going into iTunes, clicking “Advanced,” then “Subscribe to Podcast” and entering this in the textbox:

http://video.metokur.org/itunes_playlist.rss

You’ll begin to start downloading our backlog of videos, whilst choking our web server to death, but at least you won’t need to buffer anything!

A highly trained child assassin accepts a contract for murder, leaving behind a trail of broken hearts and broken aspect ratios.

Commentary by Hbomberguy

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl9xOSSPQSs

Be Quiet! Can you hear it? That sound, it’s the mating call of the weeaboo. If we stay quiet perhaps we’ll be lucky enough to witness one of the hambeasts in action. Fingers Crossed.

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ekQD-KTHCE

He’s better than James Bond for a number of reasons. After all how many 5 year olds has James Bond killed?

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9s05zdKGMU

Two brothers decide to make a film about school. Can you guess just how unfunny it will turn out? I bet you can.

Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzcpzSqJz4